PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie